May 2013
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Star Trek Into Darkness writer apologises for... →
Two points on this:
First, thank you for the gratuitous underwear scene. That actress is absolutely gorgeous and I think the vast majority of us fully enjoyed her magnificent form.
Secondly, if I can flip on a television and see Hannibal Lecter cooking and eating identifiable body parts, none of you has a leg to stand on with complaints about a beautiful woman in her underoos. Grow the fuck up...
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I wonder if Republicans will have the balls to...
proudgayconservative:
blogvader:
Would anyone be surprised?
You know what would be awesome? Yeah, if “disaster relief bills” were 100% about disaster relief for pertinent disasters, instead of places for congressmen to sneak pork project money to their states.
Maybe then we wouldn’t have to debate for weeks and rewrite the bill a million times before passing it.
Probably a troll, but what...
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I wonder if Republicans will have the balls to...
Would anyone be surprised?
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Sam. The. Slayer. !!!!
The biggest baddass (both literally and figuratively) in all of Westeros.
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Finally, after so many episodes...
…some of the most annoying Game of Thrones characters are going to die tonight.
Woohoo!
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abhortion:
if you have no qualms about posting IP addresses and personal info then you have absolutely no right to complain that your public posts being reblogged on a public website is harassment
If you post IP addresses and personal info, you are a hypocritical asshole. There are far too many instances of the wrong peoples’ info being posted to justify this crap. (The most notorious...
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Washington gets explicit: its 'war on terror' is... →
thinksquad:
The “war on terror” cannot and will not end on its own for two reasons: (1) it is designed by its very terms to be permanent, incapable of ending, since the war itself ironically ensures that there will never come a time when people stop wanting to bring violence back to the US (the operational definition of “terrorism”), and (2) the nation’s most powerful political and economic...
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Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how...
This is the only Kansas City sports franchise that’s won a national championship in recent memory, and today at Spring Roll 2013, they’re beating the tar out of Dutchland 200-28 with twenty-three minutes to go.
It’s nice that we have one team that actually wins.
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To folks who say they don't care about...
What if it wasn’t a white character being changed to black? What if Cyborg were played by a white man? What about Black Panther? Falcon? Luke Cage?
Are you folks seriously going to argue that you wouldn’t hop on your tumblrs and cry racism if a studio had the audacity to do that?
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Hader's Stefon delivers moving farewell on NBC's... →
mydailyannoyances:
I laughed and then I cried ;(
If you missed this, it’s definitely worth a watch. Stefon’s curtain call was so freaking hilarious!
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I've taken on a bad habit.
That is, when someone on my facebook feed whines about Obama’s economic record, but doesn’t actually make a note of why they dislike it, I ask for reasons.
And, most folks don’t seem to be aware that there are legitimate reasons to dislike Obama’s economic policy (such as the continuing irrelevance of the middle class to corporate profits) yet these people have no idea...
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Is anyone surprised that the GOP lied about the...
CBS reported it tonight.
That’s on top of blocking additional embassy security funding requests by Secretary Clinton, cutting funding for embassy security that was already in place, and ignoring all of the lies and crimes committed by the Bush Administration with regards to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. (Including but not limited to exposing CIA agents, torture, renditions, and lying...
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Well done, Tumblr.
It’s amazing to me that folks can even turn appreciative messages for Mothers Day into some kind of social justice bullshit catfight on this fucking website. If you can’t abide someone saying something nice about their mother, on this day of all days, log the fuck off of Tumblr and come back tomorrow.
Are there not enough legitimate issues in this world to occupy you selfish pricks?
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Regarding my last post, here's what I wrote:
I’ve given your message a lot of thought.
I think many of the things you’ve said are wrong, but seeing as how you’ve made it abundantly clear how little you care, I’m not going to waste your time or mine by pursuing any further discussion on those points. I do, however, think it’s important to note that there are ways to demonstrate how much you love your wife and...
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Just sent a response to my brother's atrocious...
I really do hate how emotional I get about these things, especially when it’s someone who literally doesn’t give a damn about me in the first place.
Does anyone out there have an e-hug to spare?
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To properly celebrate Mother's Day on Tumblr, one...
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Okay, we're only just past the monologue.
And this is already shaping up to be one of the best SNL’s all year, just based on the cameos.
Jonah Hill and Maya Rudolph making out in a janitor’s closet?
Yes please.
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Holy crap, the Marvel Heroes free beta's this...
I know what I’m doing tonight.
Booze and superheroes!!! (With a side of Kristen Wiig)
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Here's what I take from the Republicans' obsession...
Wars where thousands of Americans and hundreds of thousands of Iraqis and Afghan people died are perfectly cool even though they were based on lies, lies that were protected by such extreme actions as outing CIA agents, because a Republican did it. Embassy attacks are not cool, even if Republicans cut funding for embassy security and blocked requests for more. It’s not their fault and they...
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A nice Friday surprise.
The cafe I eat lunch at every Friday saved me the last two strips of bacon. (Because I celebrate every Friday with bacon cheeseburger lunch.)
Good things happen when you’re loyal to your lunch spot.
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To those of you who think that God, Jesus (or...
I have a question for you. What took so damn long?
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The lamest apology I have ever received.
That is, if you consider it an apology.
Many of you have been around my blog long enough to know what happened with my older brother and I. (For those who don’t know, here’s the background. )
In the middle of my morning at work, he sends me a lame text to accompany this lame apology, telling me it ‘comes from the heart’.
Now, I’m asking you guys, am I wrong or is...
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It takes a special man to do pilates, my friends.
…because pilates is really, really hard.
Fortunately for me, I am that man.
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So, I'm a grown ass man and an atheist, and I...
Apparently I’m not the only one who was touched by the rendition of ‘Will The Circle Be Unbroken’ in Bioshock Infinite. There are some really, really haunting covers of it out on the interwebs.
Now excuse me while I dry my face.
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For folks who have played or are playing Bioshock...
Do yourself a favor and sit through the credits at the end.
Just sayin’
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Irony and hypocrisy
So, there’s a ban on religious proselytizing coming for the US Military. (Religous, meaning the other religions too and not just Christianity.)
Therefore, naturally, Christians are pissy about it. (After all, what value is their religion if they can’t bug people who don’t want to hear about it?)
When are they going to complain about being ordered to commit war crimes, I wonder?...
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Here's one verse I wish Christians actually gave a...
Matthew 6:5 “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.
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Note to self:
It is not your job to change the hearts and minds of every douche on the internet.
Enjoy your vacation instead.
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"Just one of those crazy accidents"
This is what the mother of the two year-old girl shot by her brother is quoted as saying about the shooting.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
These parents bought their child a rifle and, apparently, they hadn’t even bothered to teach him muzzle control? That’s not an accident. That is willful ignorance and utter stupidity, and frankly, I wish cops would drag parents into a jail cell...
April 2013
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As much as I hate Sundays...
…I can’t lie, watching Game of Thrones, then enjoying pre-bedtime cuddling with my puppy makes them a little better.
Victoria loves pre-bedtime cuddling.
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Jon Snow is so utterly boring.
Why couldn’t GRRM have killed HIM off in book one?! (And spare us all of these boring scenes in the television show.)
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badb-catha:
We don’t need leaders who are affable, entertaining, funny, friendly, or hip. Hiring the best children’s entertainer seems to be the ultimate outcome of western liberal democracy.
“Oh, that guy likes the Bee Gees too! We could be friends. If we can’t be neighbours, well, then I guess the next best thing would be to put him in a position of power.”
This is something that really...
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I just saw Pain and Gain, and I have to say, it's...
It’s like a really, really long episode of America’s Dumbest Criminals.
But I thank The Rock for making it somewhat entertaining.
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And, what's trending in France following the gay...
#DeathToGays
Those are some jesusy Christians in France, for sure.
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I think I'd be much happier about the prospect of...
C’mon Marvel Studios. You can do better than this.
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