June 2012
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All of you people bitching about "why does Merida...
historicalslut: chibimonkey: Do none of you know your history? Do you know your history? No. Hey guys! It’s a fucking fairy tale with witches, shapeshifters, four year-old children who can hide two dozen tarts under their shirts, and magic potions, so who gives a rat’s ass if it’s true to medieval fucking Scotland? Why not just chill out and enjoy it?
Jun 29th
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I need someone to buy me a holodeck.
ignatius-m: So I can play Adventure Time. Speaking of … that time … which is adventure. A co-worker said to another co-worker, “It’s adventure time.” And I said, “Oh, please? Can it really really be Adventure Time?” He said, “No, [Ignatius], it can’t be really Adventure Time.” So Thursday was a bit of a disappointment. I think it’s safe to say that if holodecks existed, they’d...
Jun 29th
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America: Getting our S#%t Together Eventually...
oxfordcommaforever: If you haven’t heard, because you live under a rock (or in a flyover state), the Supreme Court this morning upheld the portion of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act commonly known as the “Individual Mandate.” Despite rhetoric from Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney, crowing from crazy people like Michelle Bachmann who said Thursday “We lost religious liberty…We...
Jun 28th
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After all of the nonsense I've seen on Tumblr...
…I’m going to enjoy watching everyone lose their shit when a sequel is announced and we find out that Merida is actually going to have a love interest the second time around, as if it’s the end of the fucking world that a fairy tale has a romantic element to it. 
Jun 28th
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'Deep down, you know you want to get married...
There’s a lady I’m working with on Willy Wonka who sincerely thinks that, because I’m so open about my recreational sex life (and make a lot of sex jokes.), that deep down my general mentality is a cry for help and what I really want is a monogamous relationship. (Ignoring the obvious fact that my thirty-one years of life in this body should lend a little more weight to my...
Jun 28th
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If anyone's interested...
I decided to start up a second blog dedicated to my attempts at prose.  Message me if you’d like the URL. Cheers. 
Jun 27th
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Admit it, you don't care what color that...
Jun 27th
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Jun 27th
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Jun 25th
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tw: rape, rape culture, racism
brombie: ““For the white man to ask the black man if he hates him is just like the rapist asking the raped, or the wolf asking the sheep, ‘Do you hate me?’ The white man is in no moral position to accuse anyone else of hate! “Why, when all of my ancestors are snake-bitten, and I’m snake-bitten, and I warn my children to avoid snakes, what does that snake sound like accusing me of...
Jun 25th
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nonplussedbyreligion replied to your post: When I think I’ve had my fill of mind-numbing stupidity for the week… Is that really happening? I’m seriously glad that I don’t follow some of the same blogs as you because I’d probably lose my shit every day. I probably need to start culling my follows a bit, honestly, but there are a few people I follow that post some interesting...
Jun 25th
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When I think I've had my fill of mind-numbing...
Tumblr proves me wrong. If you think Brave is racist because there aren’t any suitably dark-skinned characters in it, please punch yourself in the face repeatedly. (Or, you know, shut your moronic face and don’t pay any money to see it.)
Jun 25th
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Jun 24th
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Anonymous asked: Imagine a high school that had no...
postsatire: ladyatheist: and spend time with the nerds. Hang out with the nerds, in their safe nerd space. The nerds say “No! No, you can’t. You can’t come in here to spend time with us. You can be nice to us out there, in the schoolyard. Where you used to bully us, THERE you can be nice and you can spend time with us. But here is our space. Let us have our space in peace.” Now, if you read...
Jun 24th
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Boobs all over my dash this morning.
May the gods bless you, Tumblr.  Huzzah.
Jun 23rd
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Friends, the 'uhmm, boobs' parodies are not funny...
If I could neck punch the people posting and/or creating them, I would.
Jun 22nd
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Rape isn't funny...
But you know what is funny? Racist and/or classist jokes, as long as they issue forth from the mouth of someone who appears to be suitably non-white. (Such as Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle.)  Prison rape jokes, because you know, the crime of rape is infinitely less horrifying and violent because the victim is presumably a convicted criminal in a correctional facility and/or a man. (It’s...
Jun 21st
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Feel Good Post Of The Day: Geeks Marry At NYC's...
nonplussedbyreligion: Comic book fans Scott and Jason got married today at NYC’s Midtown Comics. Behind them were issues of “The wedding of Jean-Paul Beaubier and Kyle Jinadu in Astonishing X-Men#51” - (Northstar Gets Married) As someone who fully intends to walk down the aisle to The Imperial March, this brings joy to my geeky heart. ~ Kim [source] This is really, really neat and...
Jun 21st
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I think the absolute creepiest thing I've ever...
…is Steve Newlin dancing his way into the room when he crashes Jessica’s party.  Ugh…
Jun 21st
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"I'm in a pissy mood tonight..."
postsatire: socialjusticeally: dumbthingswhitepplsay: ladyatheist: Because of that, I’m starting a racist piece of shit/worthless shit-stain list! This way we all know who the fuck to avoid. Feel free to reblog and add to it. zeriakit jequitakoyama truechaoticneutral fenrirvargr communismkills ricksantorum-2012 santorum2016 meravie jarl-ulfric socialjusticeally owl-recluse ...
Jun 20th
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With Eric Holder now retracting statements, and...
I think it’s safe to say that ‘Hope and Change’ was a crock.  We saw this same shit five years ago during the Valerie Plame investigation, and I for one am pretty bummed to see this incredible hypocrisy. 
Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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vgmgc replied to your post: In the knowledge that Kansas will very soon pass a bill that explicitly legalizes discrimination against gay and lesbian people in housing and employment, I have to wonder… Are there a lot of LGBT republicans? I mean, I know there are at least some, but I assumed they were few and far between… I don’t think there’s any way of knowing how many there...
Jun 20th
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In the knowledge that Kansas will very soon pass a...
…how many LGBT people will vote Republican in the next election? Log Cabin Republicans, what is your excuse for supporting a party that has no qualms with making a literal statement that they condone your firing (and thus, your poverty) and the throwing of you, your family, and your possessions into the street regardless of your personal actions? Christians, will you stand up to this outrage...
Jun 20th
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One of my bus friends has a lady-friend who's...
I’m going to do a thank-you dance tonight to the gods of sex and debauchery for this fortunate turn of fate.
Jun 20th
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Jun 19th
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Jun 18th
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Some of us are also celebrating NOT a Fathers Day!
Jun 18th
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May the Heat die like rabid dogs!
Go Thundah!
Jun 18th
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My dash currently contains several posts honoring...
But, not one freaking post honoring single fathers.  Social Justice folks… you’re supposed to be about inclusiveness right? Why can’t single dads get some love from y’all on Fathers Day? Lame.
Jun 17th
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Jun 17th
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Jun 17th
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Jun 17th
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Jun 17th
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Kansas sucks.
And, not simply because of the presence of KU or the near total lack of any developed urban areas, but because in Kansas you have so many people who see nothing Un-Christian or hateful about fighting against basic protections against discrimination in housing and employment for gay people. Per the KC Star: The Hutchinson ordinance was a compromise that stopped short of providing full protection...
Jun 17th
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Thor versus Emma Frost?
Really, Marvel? First, you gave us the ludicrously one-sided affair of Magneto versus Iron Man, and you pulled some absurd ideas out of your ass to write in Iron Man as the victor. (Even after Magneto drops a seven-story building on his head, no less.) And I suspect you’re going to have to write an equally inane story if Emma is going to last five minutes against Thor.  Why am I...
Jun 17th
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Am I a bad liberal for thinking this?
News broke yesterday that the US will stop deporting illegal immigrants who were brought to the US as children, and that this will be accomplished via an order from the Department of Homeland Security. Four short years ago, I was one of the many people heaping criticism on George Bush for using non-congressional means and abusing executive orders in an effort to bypass Congress in implementing...
Jun 16th
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WatchWatch
You know those moments when you find old videos/pics of your little ones and you just ‘awwwwwwwww’ for the next five minutes? That’s happening to me right now.
Jun 15th
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It's about damn time someone broke a bottle over...
Fuck yes, Drake.  
Jun 14th
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On Romney's Speech: "Business, help is on the...
I don’t know who’s writing Romney’s speeches, but they really haven’t thought this one through. Particularly, I think the following quote is nothing short of asinine: ““If you look at his record of the last three-and-a-half years you will conclude, as I have, that it is the most anti-investment, anti-business, anti-jobs series of policies in modern American...
Jun 14th
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Jun 14th
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Get 'em Thunder!
Eff Lebron!
Jun 13th
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sonic-hip-attack: blogvader replied to your post: I was even taught in my undergrad classes that the Civil War “wasn’t really about slavery” It’s far more often that slavery is cited as the primary motivation for the Civil War, which is a gross oversimplification. ————- Interesting use of the word “gross.” I find diversionary and distracting language games about the Civil War that attempt to...
Jun 13th
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This is an Amanda Green appreciation post. (Or...
My favorite blogger Amanda Green, blogs on her personal site for the first time in six months and invents a new term: boner pirates. (Meaning folks who hack blogs and post ads for erectile dysfunction meds without paying ad royalties.) Boner Pirates.
Jun 12th
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Doing dances to curry favor with the gods is...
Jun 12th
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True Blood...
Spoilers below the fold: [[MORE]] I totally called it on Steve Newlin being gay.
Jun 11th
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And this concludes my Tonys 2012 liveblogging.
To those of you who didn’t unfollow me, thank you.  To those who sent me mean anonymous asks, eff you. And to Broadway, I thank you for another year of wonderful art!
Jun 11th
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It's rather nice to watch a Tony Awards show that...
Congrats, Once! (But I think Newsies and Leap of Faith got screwed.)
Jun 11th
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Christopher Plummer deserves an award for walking...
That is some serious dedication, because, holy crap, he’s old.  (And apparently he was Nina Arianda’s first crush.  Outstanding.) 
Jun 11th
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Jun 11th
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