June 2012
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I just realized that...
…if my brother wins a Tony tonight, I’ll be able to say that I’ve slept with a Tony Award winner, and technically it would be a truthful statement.
Go get ‘em, Ricky!
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The Tonys
They say: Please welcome Amanda Seyfried.
I hear: Please welcome Amanda Seyfried…. and her magnificent boobs.
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If you're screaming "But we're not ALL like that!"...
postsatire:
I’ll bet that you’re assuming the person “screaming” this is a white male. In which case, what you really mean here is “If you’re a white male, you’re probably on the wrong side of the argument.”
Which is fine, you know, but I wish you’d just come out and share your prejudiced opinions instead of hiding behind some other words.
By the way, if you honestly, truly did not picture a...
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Lebron James is such a punk.
Seriously, show some class, bro.
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jfc-stfu replied to your post: So, mega-pastor Creflo daughter beat and strangled his fifteen year-old daughter, hmm?
is it bad that when my family talked about this last night, i was pretty much unfazed? my aunt was on the “we don’t know what really happened to cause that” argument and my mom joked “i can understand him. it’s a teenager!”
Wow.
That’s a surprisingly careless and cavalier...
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nonplussedbyreligion replied to your post: So, mega-pastor Creflo daughter beat and strangled his fifteen year-old daughter, hmm?
I posted about this last night. Then I went and read the comments of those supporting him and I had to post a rant about that. They are actually vilifying his daughter and making him the victim! It is beyond sickening.
That infuriates me.
I know children who’ve...
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So, mega-pastor Creflo Dollar beat and strangled...
One of the really fucked up things about Christianity is that there is ample evidence in the Bible to justify the abuse of one’s children, and with the reverend’s financial resources, it’s pretty likely he’ll get away with doing this.
Funny how our so-called ‘Christian’ nation overlooks or hands out lesser sentences for child abuse, but if your only crime is...
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So this guy goes to his neighbors house with a gun... →
wilwheaton:
laughterkey:
nedhepburn:
America has a serious, scary-ass gun problem.
This is horrifying.
Every single politician who voted for one of these Stand Your Ground laws is responsible for every single unnecessary death they’ve lead to. They are accomplices to murder.
Why is it out of the question that this shooter should have instead driven to the door to get some ear plugs?...
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I am watching Captain America and cleaning my...
This happens once or twice a year, so the spiderwebs sort of build up a bit.
And I’m imagining these spiders are Hydra agents, falling beneath my massive ass dust mop. In reality though, these spiders keep my house blissfully free of bugs, and I commend and thank them for their service.
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First, Mitt gave us his brilliant education plan:...
And now, as part of his economic plans, he’s going to fire teachers, cops, and firefighters. After all, those salaries are cost money that could be used to throw a few bones back to the folks bankrolling his campaign, right? (Because they just can’t survive with that 13% tax rate.)
Mitt, seriously, stupid shit like this is why no one really wanted to nominate you in the first place.
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arrrrgh i can't wear a mohawk because it's...
st-slutticus:
the Iroquois culture, not the punks.
who gives a shit about offending punks lol.
life is so hard when you’re trying not to offend people.
It’s pretty absurd to let someone else dictate your hairstyle, my friend. (Honestly, I’d laugh in someone’s face if they told me I couldn’t wear my hair in a mohawk or a braid because it’s offensive to...
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If the knowledge that you're more likely to drown...
…then you’ll be frightened to learn that you’re more likely to be killed by your own furniture as you are by terrorism.
It makes me wish the folks making the rules actually cared about these terrorism assessments, wouldn’t you agree?
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On Birth Control, or Eighty-Two Percent
According to a Gallup poll released last month, eighty-two percent of Catholics see nothing wrong with birth control. (And ninety percent of Non-Catholics.) Eighty-two freaking percent, people.
Looks like attacking peoples’ sexuality and trying to regulate contraception is a winning strategy for November, jesus freaks. So please, zealots, keep up with this cockblocking crusade of yours, at...
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Yo, social justice bloggers.
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bi-in-alberta:
Maybe, juuust maybe, the reason people hate your guts isn’t solely because of your race/gender/orientation/etc, but because you are constantly going on about abuse and trigger warnings while telling people to ‘kill themselves’ and ‘die in a fire.’ Just a thought.
Things I’ve actually seen in posts:
Black bloggers ordering white people to shut the fuck up and...
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You know you're doing something right when your...
Seriously, guys. That just makes me feel special.
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This little Christian prick was hounding me...
He was extremely enthusiastic, white, blonde, dressed in khakis and a polo shirt and handing out evangelism tracts. (In fact, if the guy weren’t a Bible thumper, he may have made a half decent Abercrombie model.) Holding one out to me, he said: “Have you accepted Jesus as your personal lord and savior?”
When I said I wasn’t interested, I could tell I had it coming from...
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What a week...
Our cheese-brained Wisconsin countrymen reelect a man who spent almost 300 million dollars his first month in office (the benefits of which went mostly to his golf buddies and corporate sponsors) and successfully put the blame on teachers and firemen, and we have duly elected Nazis in Greece punching women on live national television.
The utter stupidity of people is frustrating.