Ryan's Dirty Trailer

I have zumba in a half hour, and we do stuff like this in zumba. It’s pretty awesome.

May 12

Well done, Tumblr.

It’s amazing to me that folks can even turn appreciative messages for Mothers Day into some kind of social justice bullshit catfight on this fucking website. If you can’t abide someone saying something nice about their mother, on this day of all days, log the fuck off of Tumblr and come back tomorrow.

Are there not enough legitimate issues in this world to occupy you selfish pricks?

Regarding my last post, here’s what I wrote:

I think many of the things you’ve said are wrong, but seeing as how you’ve made it abundantly clear how little you care, I’m not going to waste your time or mine by pursuing any further discussion on those points. I do, however, think it’s important to note that there are ways to demonstrate how much you love your wife and children other than discarding or undervaluing friendships with other people who love you.

I will also remind you that I called you the week after our fight and apologized… to your voicemail. I don’t know if you screened my call or not, but even if you didn’t, you decided to ignore it. It makes me hopeful to see that on some level you feel remorse for the way you treated me, even if it’s about fourteen months late.

I do forgive you, and I forgave you a long time ago.

I love you and your family, and I hope you’ll be happier in your new home.

-Ryan

Just sent a response to my brother’s atrocious “apology”.

I really do hate how emotional I get about these things, especially when it’s someone who literally doesn’t give a damn about me in the first place.

To properly celebrate Mother’s Day on Tumblr, one needs the perfect animated gif… and here it is!

May 11

Okay, we’re only just past the monologue.

And this is already shaping up to be one of the best SNL’s all year, just based on the cameos.

Holy crap, the Marvel Heroes free beta’s this weekend!

Here’s what I take from the Republicans’ obsession with Benghazi:

Wars where thousands of Americans and hundreds of thousands of Iraqis and Afghan people died are perfectly cool even though they were based on lies, lies that were protected by such extreme actions as outing CIA agents, because a Republican did it.

Embassy attacks are not cool, even if Republicans cut funding for embassy security and blocked requests for more. It’s not their fault and they won’t admit their complicity. (And, ironically, they’ve outed CIA agents during the Benghazi hearings too.)

This is why I won’t vote Democrat or Republican. Both sides are fully willing to overlook their own failures and demonize the other, usually wasting an eff-ton of taxpayer money and time in the process.