To properly celebrate Mother’s Day on Tumblr, one needs the perfect animated gif… and here it is!
And this is already shaping up to be one of the best SNL’s all year, just based on the cameos.
Jonah Hill and Maya Rudolph making out in a janitor’s closet?
I know what I’m doing tonight.
Booze and superheroes!!! (With a side of Kristen Wiig)
The cafe I eat lunch at every Friday saved me the last two strips of bacon. (Because I celebrate every Friday with bacon cheeseburger lunch.)
Good things happen when you’re loyal to your lunch spot.
I have a question for you. What took so damn long?
That is, if you consider it an apology.
Many of you have been around my blog long enough to know what happened with my older brother and I. (For those who don’t know, here’s the background. )
In the middle of my morning at work, he sends me a lame text to accompany this lame apology, telling me it ‘comes from the heart’.
Now, I’m asking you guys, am I wrong or is this the worst apology ever?
Good Morning Ryan, I hope your day is starting off well.
I know we haven’t communicated for quite some time and our relationship is not in the best of shape.
I am not sure if you are aware, but Jess, Trenton, Greyson and I are moving to California, Mo. Jess got a Great job and we are looking forward to living by her family. It will be a Great Place for our boys to grow up. They will have a lot of aunts, uncles and grand parents who actually take the time to show them love and affection, not like our family. Danny is the only one who has done anything with my sons. Maybe if they were adopted or foster kids more people would take the time to care.
Before leaving town, i wanted to write you and see if we can repair our relationship. I think it is Idiotic that we allow an incident with a Red Lobster Waitress (who we don’t even know) to cause us to no longer speak to each other. What I told you that night is true. I don’t care what you or Shane or anyone else thinks of me. It is just the way I live my life. I care only what Jess, Trenton and Greyson think of me. Those are truly the only people on Earth I could not live without.
That doesn’t mean I don’t want us to be friends. Please don’t take offense. I treat everyone the same way. it is not only you. I recall you were very offended that night at Red Lobster when I told you that. It is just the way I look at things.
In a perfect world I would like for us to reconcile and be friends for the rest of our lives. I understand we do not live in a perfect world. The ball is in your court brother. If you would like to try and reconclie on some level, I would like to. If you do not, I will not lose one moment of enjoyment in my life if you choose not to reconcile with me. I just thought it was worth the time to give it one more shot.
I would appreciate some sort of response either way.
Seriously… who asks to reconcile with a ‘friend’ by telling them how meaningless they are?