Texas, Alabama, Mississippi, and any other redneck teabilly state that ignorantly thinks civil war would be a good idea.

Let me know how things go when the Federal Government sends in the drones and you gun-worshiping, jesus-freaky racists decide that wetting yourself and retreating is a better idea than taking a missile to the face.

I can’t believe that people who say these things are actually taken seriously.  Do any of them really think civil war is a good idea?  One has to assume that these yokels have been spending their time playing Call of Duty rather than serving in real wars or reading history books, or they wouldn’t be so enthusiastic about blatantly stupid ideas. 

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  1. senor-bizarro said: As for Texas, that’s a little more understandable than the other states. Texans will never let anyone else forget that they used to be their own country. EVER.
  2. youvsyou said: Somebody tell me when this shit happens. Canada hello! Or anywhere away from here. I hate living in the south. I’m surrounded by dumbfucks.
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