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What is it about folks that they see something like this and don’t immediately understand that it’s a fucking joke?

    Take a look at the notes on this, folks.

    What is it about folks that they see something like this and don’t immediately understand that it’s a fucking joke?

    62935 09.27.12
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    1 08.14.12
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    I used to have a shirt that said: “Hey Look, A Foreigner!” in Japanese.

    I really, really miss that shirt.

    1 07.17.12
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    intricate-veins:

i laughed really obnoxiously hard.

And even better, it’s all true. 

    intricate-veins:

    i laughed really obnoxiously hard.

    And even better, it’s all true. 

    829 04.01.12
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    "Merry Fucking Christmas" - Mr. Garrison

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    In case you haven’t noticed, Jesus’s birthday… so get off your heathen Muslim ass and fuckin’ celebrate!

    4 12.17.11
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    littlepunkryo:

    Context: Deadpool was broke, so he started making some calls.

    I love Deadpool.

    998 12.01.11
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    The Shiva Bowl Shuffle - The League

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    This show kicks so much ass.

    9 10.10.11
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    Top Five Unpatriotic Patriotic Products

    Seeing as how we’re stuck in the middle of a patriotic circle-jerk for the next two days, it only seems logical that we Americans express our patriotism by purchasing a bunch of meaningless crap.  (Just don’t buy it on credit, gotta stimulate that economy baby!)


    1. George W. Bush Toilet Paper.


    George Bush Toilet Paper


    What’s the best way to commemorate the consensus worst president in American history, who left office with a stellar twenty-two percent approval rating? By wiping your ass with his face, of course.  (This one also comes in Barack Obama)


    2. Sarah Palin Sex Doll.


    Sarah Palin Sex Doll

    My absolute favorite item on the list, for obvious reasons. Most of you have undoubtedly heard this this bitch try to give an interview, but not to worry! It doesn’t talk.  In fact, that may be the best thing about it.  You betcha!
     

    3.  Barack Obama Bop Bag.


    Barack Obama Bop Bag

    According to federal statistics, there are approximately fifteen million unemployed people out there who could almost certainly use a stress reliever.  You’re in luck.  For the low low price of $19.97, you can take out all of that anger, frustration, and starved energy on Barack Obama himself! (Well, sort of.)


    4. American Flag Maxi Pad from Etsy.


    American Flag Maxi Pad

    You’re killing two birds with one stone here, ladies!  (Or men with uteri, of course.)  Not only are you maintaining excellent hygiene at the most critical time of the month, you’re making an unequivocal statement about your love for the United States of America.


    5. Monica Lewinsky Cigars


    Monica Lewinsky Cigars

    The cigar may only be five inches long, but it’s not the size of the cigar, it’s how use it my friends.  (Just watch where you aim your ejaculate!)

    2 09.09.11
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    I normally ignore anything WBC related on principle, but this was too funny to me not to share.  I hope it gives you all a laugh.

    I normally ignore anything WBC related on principle, but this was too funny to me not to share.  I hope it gives you all a laugh.

    23 09.07.11
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