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    There is such a thing as bacon-flavored condoms and lube.

    Folks, I suddenly feel much more optimistic about humanity in light of this shining example of human ingenuity and invention.

    3 03.29.13
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    It’s as if Geralt is speaking to me right through the screen.  Preach on, good sir!

    It’s as if Geralt is speaking to me right through the screen.  Preach on, good sir!

    1 03.25.13
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    On Obama’s wimpy assertion that contraception should be free, but religious institutions shouldn’t have to pay. (Pretty pathetic, Obama.)

    So religious folks are trying to tell me that contraception is so cheap, that insurance plans SHOULDN’T provide it?  How much does an unplanned pregnancy cost? (I’ll give you a hint. It costs a fuckton.) And, really… their argument is that we shouldn’t provide it because some crusty, golden-robed white dude in Europe says we shouldn’t?  Why should his opinion affect secular health care policy in America?

    The whole religious argument is absurd.

    If conservatives are so concerned about costs, why didn’t I see them complaining about the tens of billions that the church walks away with every year for tax exemptions?  What about the trillions in corporate welfare that Republicans paid out to their golf buddies? That costs us a pretty penny too, and it’s clear from the past ten years that a precious few of these churches actually abide by the IRS laws prohibiting churches from politicking.

    Personally, Catholics, I don’t think a woman’s insurance or contraception is your business or their employers, and it’s certainly no business of the Catholic Church.  Women are the ones paying the premiums. They should be able to use the services they want and have their privacy and medical choices protected, just as folks who use viagra or penile implants are protected.

    Besides, sex is awesome.  We should be doing more to make it safe for folks, not less.

    1 02.02.13
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    ‘Come unto me’
*snickers*

    ‘Come unto me’

    *snickers*

    1 01.31.13
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    Do you really want an honest answer to that?

    Do you really want an honest answer to that?

    42555 11.26.12
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    New study concludes that women in the porn industry are as psychologically healthy or healthier than other women.

    Female porn stars are psychologically as healthy or healthier than other women, according to a new study, which challenges widely held views about women in the adult entertainment business.

    Who’d have thunk it?  Sex is apparently healthy. (And fun.)

    4 11.25.12
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    I have a strong, moral conviction that Jesus would have wanted me to get laid on a consistent basis.

    He was Jewish, and he loved to party. (Water into wine and all that.)  Heck, his followers hit the bottle so hard during the Last Supper that they couldn’t even stay awake for one last hang before the crucifixion. And, if he didn’t want me to get laid, why are there so many gorgeous women in the world?

    So, yes, Jesus would definitely want me to get laid. (At least, I’ve sufficiently rationalized that he would.)

    1 11.04.12
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    Because we Missourians weren’t acting Jesus-y enough for our Christian brethren…

    our employers now get to decide whether or not we get access to birth control or any medicine or procedure they may find objectionable. That’s right. Secular policy in my state now forces me to adhere to principles of my employers’ religion, regardless of what I believe.

    And you know what’s even worse, these religious zealots rode into power on promises of focusing on job creation, but even in a forced two-day special session called by our Democratic governor, they still haven’t produced any jobs bills.

    2 09.13.12
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    One of my bus friends has a lady-friend who’s looking to party, so what does she do? She gives her friend my number and tells her I’m a sure thing.

    I’m going to do a thank-you dance tonight to the gods of sex and debauchery for this fortunate turn of fate.

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    A Conversation about Gay Sex (or, How I Roll)

    Dude: I don't know why you're so pro-gay.
    Me: I'm not pro-gay. I don't care about gays one way or the other. I'm just anti-stupid. And there's a huge crossover area.
    Dude: Don't you know what they do?
    Me: Who? Gays?
    Dude: Yeah when they're having sex.
    Me: I have an idea. But tell me more.
    Dude: You know what they do.
    Me: Get a good mental image in your head of two gay guys doing whatever it is that they do.
    Dude: What?
    Me: Picture it in your head. Are they big muscly guys? I bet they are. They're not weaklings are they? Not in your fantasy.
    Dude: What fantasy?
    Me: Whatever you imagine when you imagine what gay guys do.
    Dude: It's disgusting! I'm not imagining anything!
    Me: But you are. You started this. You brought this to me.
    Dude: I just wanted you to know how awful it is.
    Me: You put those images from your head into my head. How much time do you spend thinking about guys doing each other?
    Dude: You know what - you're a fucking asshole.
    Me: Fair enough.
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    Sounds like your conversational partner may be dealing with a bit of internalized self hatred.
    64 05.26.12
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